I hope you had a Happy Halloween!
Yesterday, I dressed as an angelic cherub, a servant of goodness, but no one bought it. No one really thinks I’m an angel despite all the goodness and caring I spread through out the world. And in that spirit, I’ll be sharing these tech stories with you and the crew at First News 570 with Mark Starling. If it’s Thursday, it’s time for tech talk with Mark. Listen LIVE.
IN SIGN O’ THE TIMES, APPLE RELEASES DRUNK EMOJI
Sometimes, I can’t believe I’m reporting on a story. Last week, I truly, truly didn’t want to report on President Donald Trump’s unsecured iPhone. This week, I don’t want to, but have to report on…Woozy Face. Technically known as, Face With Uneven Eyes and Wavy Mouth, Woozy Face is the 5th newest emoji to be released in Apple’s iOS 12.1 update. This is the emoji of the drunk uncle. He’ll pick you up at 2am in the morning, but you’ll have to drive yourself back home, because he’s drunk.
The last several weeks have been challenging. I like October, but when Venus is in retrograde it can be difficult. It was hard to narrow down this week’s tech stories, but here’s what we talked about on First News 570 with Mark Starling. You can listen LIVE every Thursday at 6:43am Eastern.
APPLE, SAMSUNG: FINED FOR SLOW PHONES
An Italian government regulatory body has fined Apple and Samsung for shipping customers “slow” phones and unfair commercial practices. The Italian government cited Apple and Samsung for shipping software updates that cause “serious malfunctions and reduce performance” of older devices. The suspicion came when Apple admitted to slowing down the performance of older phones through updates to iOS because of diminishing battery performance. Samsung plans to appeal their fine because they’ve always reduced software updates that deliver the best performance possible. This fine comes at the same time the French government is investigating Apple for the planned obsolescence of iPhones.
If it’s Thursday it means tech time with Mark Starling and the crew at First News 570. This week, we talk about AIs that discriminate, Twitter acknowledging Russian meddling two years, too late, and the technology industry’s latest ridiculous gadget. You can always listen LIVE to me and Mark each Thursday at 6:43 am Eastern.
We gon’ whoop that ass…
NOT SURPRISING ANYONE AT ALL, AMAZON AI IMMEDIATELY DISCRIMINATES AGAINST WOMEN
People might not think so, but the people who are writing the algorithms truly make a difference. AIs should not be allowed to make human decisions. That needs to be repeated. AIs should not be allowed to make human decisions. Amazon gave artificial intelligence a try by using a program to assist in rating job candidates. Last year, the stopped using the tool because it was discriminating against women. There are no silver bullets. Amazon thought they could build a tool that would sift through a hundred resumes and hire the top 5. The problem? Amazon tuned the AI to prefer candidates based upon the past batch of successfully hired candidates. Candidates who are mostly male, and probably mostly white. Amazon created an AI that trained itself to prefer male candidates. To me, that doesn’t sound like artificial intelligence.
Venus is no Mercury, but it is in retrograde, and is wreaking havoc. The past two weeks have been an emotional drain. From mechanical to professional and personal issues, it’s been a gut check. My only solace is that it’s Thursday, which means I can spend a little bit of time sharing some of the more insane and overhyped stories from the tech industry. This week, Mark and I talk about Facebook, G+, and Bose’s new hearing aid LIVE on First News 570. Remember, to tune in every Thursday LIVE.
Don’t Give Venus Any Power
SAY WHAT? FDA APPROVES DIY, DIRECT-TO-CONSUMER HEARING AID
I’ll readily admit. Years of listening to rap music at 10 has done a number to my ears. I often find myself asking, “say what?” Earlier this week, the FDA approved a direct-to-consumer hearing aid made by BOSE. BOSE’s device is the first of its kind in that it allows users to fit, program, and control the device without a healthcare provider. The BOSE Hearing Aid is controlled and tuned using a smartphone app by the user. I think this an amazing development that could drive down hearing costs, and help many-a-Gen-Xer when the turn into a Geezer.
Facebook can’t catch a break, and after this latest breach, it could be fined. We talk about Facebook’s next steps and more on this morning’s technology segment with Mark Starling on First News 570. You can always listen LIVE to us banter about tech and more every Thursday at 6:43 am Eastern.
IRISH CONSUMER PROTECTION AGENCY LAUNCHES INVESTIGATION AFTER FACEBOOK’S LATEST BREACH
Last week, Facebook announced that approximately 50 million user accounts were exposed to hackers. Facebook designated the Irish Data Protection Commission as its one-stop shop for all policy related matters in the European Union. Unfortunately for Facebook though, if the Irish determine that the breach was because of a lack of controls inside of the Big Blue App, the EU can fine the social network up to 4% of its global revenues. Facebook is having a tough time this year and there’s still more year to come. In addition to the 50 million users who’s account were compromised, Facebook automatically logged another 40 million users out from its services. Guess what? I was one of that 40 million.
FIRST PRESIDENTIAL ALERT SUCCESSFUL, TWEETS TO FOLLOW
If your phone battery was fully charged or plugged in yesterday, you should have received the first ever, nationwide presidential alert on your phone. Yesterday, at 2:18PM EDT, FEMA sent out an alert to every man, woman, child, and pet’s smartphone using its Integrated Public Alert and Warning System. The system is specifically designed to give the White House the ability to dispatch a nationwide alert or warning to all citizens in case of catastrophic disaster. How come we didn’t receive this warning in 2016?
IN GLOBAL FIGHT TO THE DEATH FOR ONLINE RETAIL EBAY ACCUSES AMAZON OF POACHING
It’s a fight to the death. Amazon’s Jeff Bezos was recently named the world’s richest man, Amazon raises its own minimum wage to $15 per hour, and EBay accuses Amazon of stealing its sellers from its platform. It is hard to beat Amazon, but the former auctioneer is accusing Amazon of directly soliciting its sellers with offers to sell its products on Amazon’s landing page. EBay said it was alerted of the situation about 10 days ago after a seller reached out to the company after being contacted by an Amazon employee under false pretenses. Amazon of course denies any wrong doing and is launching an internal investigation. For deals.
It has been an interesting time since the end of the summer. September has been filled with surprises, emotionally taxing events, and of course more of the silly in technology news. This week’s scary story is Chinese dalliance with being the world’s first digital dictatorship. It’s closer than we think. I talk about Chinese dystopianism, AI checking AI, and more with Mark Starling on First News 570. You can always tune in LIVE.
CHINA EMPLOYS SOCIAL CREDIT TO FIND THE PERFECT CITIZEN
Sometimes, life imitates art. The Chinese government is rolling out a social credit system that will, and I quote, “allow the trustworthy to roam freely under heaven while making it hard for the discredited to take a single step.” China is using a network of 200 million CCTV cameras, facial recognition, and machine learning technology to identify good and bad citizens. Upstanding citizens (I guess those who pick up the trash) will get discounts to stores and other benefits. Those at the bottom of society will be effectively banned from society. If China pulls this off it will be the world’s first digital dictatorship. Buying too much alcohol might suggest dependence and a citizen will lose points, buying other items like diapers or toilet paper might suggest a citizen is responsible and they’d gain points.
It’s that time of year! Back to school!
IT HAS BEEN A HARD WEEK! My kids are back in school, we’re still operating under summertime scheduling and it has been a struggle getting up in the morning and getting things moving.
But, when it’s Thursday, it’s time for tech time with Mark and the folks over at First News 570. You can always listen LIVE with Mark Starling and the crew each Thursday morning at 643 am.
Here are this week’s top tech stories.
ORACLE OF OMAHA INVESTS IN FIRST TECH FIRM, IN INDIA
Warren Buffett, the Oracle of Omaha, has made a first time investment of 25 billion rupees, $360 million in Indian mobile payment platform Paytm. The investment will value the company at $10 billion. Warren Buffet wasn’t personally involved in the transaction, but knowledge of his company, Berkshire Hathaway entering the payments market is bound to have an impact. Berkshire Hathaway enters a playing field in which Google, Facebook, and Walmart are trying to gain a foot hold. Payments and fintech are getting a lot of attention lately and I don’t think it’s over.
Photo, courtesy of TheVerge
If it’s Thursday morning, that means another segment with Mark Starling and the crew at First News 570. It seems a week can’t escape my view before I have to talk about Facebook. Personally, the big news this week is Magic Leap. For years, people pegged it as vaporware, but they announced a not-so-vaporific headset that may compete against Hololens and Occulus. We’ll just have to see.
Always tune in LIVE on Thursdays at 6:43 am on First News 570.
SCIENCE FICTION MEETS SCIENCE REALITY AS FORD OUTFITS 75 WORKERS WITH EXOSUITS, PUTTING RIPLEY TO SHAME
Remember the movie Aliens, and the exosuit Ripley was wearing when she kicked the Xenomorph’s ass? Well, science fiction meets science reality. Ford Motor Company is outfitting 75 of its employees in 15 countries with EksoVests. A device that wraps around the upper body and provides an assist when lifting heavy objects or reaching for items overhead. Ekso Bionics is the company who invented the device and were original deployed in 2 US factories for testing. Ekso says a person’s work day at Ford may consist of listing a bag of flour over their heads 4600 times. Ford thinks the EksoVests are an intermediary between a human doing something and a full-on robotic solution.
Yeah, we won’t learn until it’s too late.
I hope you had a great Memorial Day weekend!
Mine was alright, pretty busy, lots of late nights. But if it’s Thursday morning, it’s time to point and laugh at the latest technology news, and we have some good stories for First News 570. You can always listen LIVE and hear me and Mark Starling talk trash about tech.
OK GOOGLE, FIRE
Artist Alex Reuben decided to try something different with Google Assistant. Instead of asking Assistant for directions or order a pizza, he instructed Google Assistant to fire a gun. And Google Assistant dutifully did. Now, this isn’t necessarily AI, but really programming and an impressive rig to pull the trigger. But it does raise some questions about what limits, if any, we should put on artificial intelligent software. In real terms, Reuben still pulled the trigger and not the AI, but remember these machines think. Honestly, I don’t think we’ll seriously explore limitations on AI until it’s too late. But until then, we can use Google Assistant to shoot up apples.
I liked the Internet more when you had to use sendmail to actually send an email and only nerds and academics used the thing. The latest, shiny, Internet thing has caused grown ass people to question their hearing trying to discern the words “Yanny” and “Laurel” from a fuzzy audio recording. I can implement this stuff, but don’t understand the allure.
Definitely not, Laurel
I talk about Yanny (not to be confused with Yoni), ZTE, and cable this week on First News 570 with Mark Starling. Make sure you listen in every Thursday morning.
TEENAGERS CAUSE GROWN ASS PEOPLE TO QUESTION THEIR HEARING
For the record, the word that was spoken is “Laurel”. Unless you have better things to do, or live under a rock, you may have noticed that many usually rational people fell into another Internet trap of listening to a poorly recorded word and determining if the spoken word was “Laurel” or “Yanny”. Not to be confused with Yanni. And yes, I heard the word spoken as Laurel. People I respect and thought were “alright” claimed that they heard “Yanny”, when in actuality, Vocabulary.com said that they hired an opera singer to speak the word Laurel for its records. The Internet has a penchant for new and shiny things, what makes this worse than the dress is that a whole bunch of adults wasted time on a sensation started by some high school kids. I hate the Internet.